"Tucson and Pima County declared a Stage 1 drought in late April. No mandatory restrictions were imposed, but the city sought a voluntary reduction in water use. Restaurants were asked to serve water only if requested and city departments were ordered to audit their water consumption."
This seems very useful and well thought out. By using this method every week they should be able to save enough water to irrigate one golf course for 5 minutes.
The # 1 News Source has a better plan, they do not flush after using the toilet. Will really add up over time, and allow them to enjoy water and ice at restaurants guilt free.
"Lakers owner Jerry Buss: Kobe Bryant demands a trade, Jerry West says he ain't comin' back, and Buss is arrested and charged with DUI.
The deal-clincher was the news in the DUI report that the 74-year-old Buss was in the company of a 23-year-old woman at the time of his arrest in Carlsbad, Calif."
You sir, are an inspiration to us all. However, the #1 News Source recommends you tread carefully. If Kobe introduced you to this woman, it might be a setup.
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 58, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked
if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter
threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Hey Mom are you still up" ?
Hillary Clinton's (Hilton's for short) staff dismissed claims that Royal's loss of the French election bodes poorly for her chances:
"But as presidential candidate Ségolène Royal was defeated by a conservative man who had been France's chief law enforcement officer, the Clinton campaign was quick to dismiss comparisons between their candidate and her Socialist counterpart across the Atlantic. 'Other than the fact that they are both women, they don't have much in common,' said Howard Wolfson, Clinton's communications director. 'Hillary does not have to run on her charisma and femininity.' "
And how right you are, since no one could ever be accused of calling Hilton charismatic or feminine. Instead, she will be running on her husband's charisma and femininity.
For the sake of brevity, we will be referring to Hils as Hilton, lumping together reports on her and Paris. This is also because we are the first to break the news that they are the same person, Paris is Hillary's alter-ego, for when she wants to cut loose.
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